Post #3088

A man is really alive only when he is moving forward to something more.
—Winfred Rhoades

Post #3087

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness.
—Thomas Jefferson

Post #3086

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
—Vernon Law

Never Underestimate Joe Biden's Ability

Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up.
—Barack Hussein Obama II

Post #3085

Good habits are worth being fanatical about.
—John Irving

Post #3084

Skill to do comes of doing.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heather the UPSer

There once was a girl named Heather
Who labored in all kinds of weather
In her big old brown truck
Sporting a smile for luck
Found no parcels light as a feather.
—holden klass

Post #3083

The excessive increase of anything causes a reaction in the opposite direction.
―Plato

Post #3082

I am very thankful to old age, which has increased my eager desire for conversation.
—Cicero

Post #3081

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
—Lewis Carroll

There once was a girl from Purdue

There once was a girl from Purdue
Not far from the Tippecanoe
In search of her Wow!
She followed a cow
Back home to a farmer named Stu.
—holden klass

Post #3080

All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth.
—Napoleon Hill

Post #3079

Invention is the talent of youth as judgment is of age.
—Jonathan Swift

Post #3078

The wiser and mightier a master is, the more spontaneously is carried out his work and the simpler it is.
—Meister Eckehart

Post #3077

No great genius has ever been without some madness.
—Aristotle