Post #3129

There is no more fatal blunder than he who consumes the greater part of his life getting his living.
―Henry David Thoreau

There once was a fellow named Kurt

There once was a fellow named Kurt
Who had a twin brother named Burt
While in Serengeti
They slurped up spaghetti
And took naps face down in the dirt.
—holden klass

Post #3128

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
—Søren Kierkegaard

Dead or Alive?

 

Dead or Alive?

Post #3127

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
—John Churton Collins

Post #3126

Life is divided into three terms - that which was, which is, and which will be. Let us learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present, to live better in the future.
—William Wordsworth

Post #3125

He who gives advice to a self-conceited man, stands himself in need of counsel.
—Saadi Shīrāzī: Gulistân

Post #3124

Dream dreams, then write them aye, but live them first.
—Samuel Eliot Morison

Post #3123

Make voyages!—Attempt them!—there's nothing else!
—Tennessee Williams

Post #3122

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
—Mark Twain

Post #3121

Opportunities are usually disguised by hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.
—Ann Landers

A lady named Myles

There once was a lady named Myles
Who wore the most beautiful smiles
Then one day in a flash
She grabbed up all her cash
And left town with a man called Wiles.
—holden klass

Post #3120

Those who mistake their good luck for their merit are inevitably bound for disaster.
—Christopher J. Herold

Post #3119

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.
—Tennessee Williams

Scranton Joe

World renowned, he's The Scranton Joe
Full of himself, corrupt, and low
A pompous ass without a nerve
Self and mammon he's first to serve
Boorish knave! to Hell he'll go
That venal scum, The Scranton Joe.
—holden klass